Token Christmas scene

 

Firestarter

 

The road not taken... Literally

 

Gingerbread man by Jeffrey Dahmer

 

Virginia is for cryers

 

I'm super appreciative, I am... but if this isn't an Elmo TMX someone is gonna die!!!

 

Turns out it may not have been the best idea to take the batteries from the carbon monoxide detector to put in the remote control car

 

We chose the christmas backdrop as opposed to the moonwalk one

 

Overjoyed and Annoyed

 

s/he is healthy and three inches strong!

We were extremely relieved during our visit to the doctor yesterday. We heard a strong heartbeat and saw countless Greg Louganis flips. Thank God there's no diving board in there. Stupid jokes aside, we were so excited everything was fine, we actually broke out the scanner and figured out how to use it. So scroll down and enjoy the fruits of our labor.

Only 13 wks but the Doctor raised an eyebrow at that questonable bump

"Is that an ambilical chord in your stomach or are you just happy to see me?"

Our beautiful baby. I think I'm going to have to question Deanna about her lover's trist to Area 51

 

No, I'm positive about this. Martha Stewart said garland is out and Elmo beads are all the rage..

Daniel showed no fear

 

perfect family portrait

 

Nothing shows we care like a head-sized plastic bag playtoy

 

Right now people are looking at a big hole in the ground at the Rockefeller center and wondering what happened to their tree 

New scent, tide with ether

 

I'm laughing because the Bumble can't hurt you now, rudolph. I've removed all his teeth.